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Drunk fans who toss Hostess
Ding Dongs towards the net.
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Players at parties who want
to turn mask upside-down and fill it up with bean dip.
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Pads give appearance that
they have really big butts.
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T-shirts that say, "Goaltenders
do it with their glove hand".
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Every day, for the rest
of their life, they will not have a good reason for dropping anything ever
again.
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Frostbite caused by leg
split.
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When trainer relaces normal
water in bottle with sparkling Folger's Crystals.
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Goal judges at away games
who constantly make wisecracks about "burning out the goal lamp".
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Fans who ask, "Can I have
your autograph, Mr. Roy???"
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When jealous back-up goalie
follows them around in locker room screaming, "Hey, glove THIS, pal!!!".
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